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There once was a Ninja from Koga,
Who preffered his pasta to be Soba.
He trekked to Greece,
Had an italian pasta feast,
and went back to Japan wearing a toga.

Posted on: 2004/8/24 6:04
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I`ve found out i`ve got dyslexia the hard way, i got an invite to a toga party and turned up as a goat!

Posted on: 2004/8/24 8:00
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There once was a Ninja named Dale....
Whos skill would make enemies pale,
He's quick on his feet,
trains out on the street,
and delivers his message pain-mail!

Posted on: 2004/8/24 10:07
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There once was a ninja named Soke,
Who made others' taijutsu look hokey,
He could quickly rebuke
any attack with a look,
and all while making some joke-y!!

Posted on: 2004/8/24 10:13
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Ninjas oft train in the dark,
stealthily seeking their mark,
They punch and they kick,
or some will use stick,
but a True ninja's Bite and no Bark!

Posted on: 2004/8/24 10:17
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what is the trick of the mind,
that others attribute our kind,
without any thought,
its released as truth not,
but inside the secret we find!

Posted on: 2004/8/24 10:20
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That is some good stuff!

Posted on: 2004/8/25 3:30
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controlling oneself is an art,
of which taijutsu movement is just part,
but to be a master of self
does not require great wealth,
but a True conviction in heart.

Posted on: 2004/8/25 4:08
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A Ninja is kinda like a feline,
with good food and rest they are fine.
They always land on their feet,
Their Taijutsu can't be beat,
and they've got more then one life, more like nine.

Posted on: 2004/9/10 5:03
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Oh man... did we laugh here in front of my screen or what???
Keep rhyming...

Posted on: 2004/10/21 0:30
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