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Suggested Automated Features to Kutaki
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Automated Real Fight Thread Generator
Based on a computerised analysis of all internet posts (content and frequency) by kutaki members I would think an automated real fight thread generator could be created which will automatically start and continuously post on these threads on their behalf. This would be a serious labour saving device in that it will save everyone from having to type and retype the same arguments over and over again.

Auto Post Removal
Something that removes all previous posts from each thread up to the last five as no-one reads them before responding anyway.

Papa Compression Device
something that removes all capitalisation punctuation line breaks and paragraphs and compresses everything down to one easy to read block of text

Tamatora Compression Device
A button that immediately compresses thirty pages of waffle into a single sentence that cuts to the answer.

TenChiJin Button
Some sort of function like the "quote" button that quotes the text with a line for line disagreement with each point.

Automated Question Answer
Some sort of function that responds to every question no matter how reasonable with a random response such as "ask your teacher", "shut up and train", "why do you need to know" etc

Posted on: 2007/10/4 16:33
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Re: Suggested Automated Features to Kutaki
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How very productive. Good for you.

Posted on: 2007/10/4 16:53
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I knew I forgot something

We also need a Skyd slide bar that sets all post to a suitable levels of cynicism and sarcasm.

Posted on: 2007/10/4 17:01
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How about a 銭形 module that pops up a window with the "Tip of the Day"?

Posted on: 2007/10/5 0:00
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Re: Suggested Automated Features to Kutaki
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Quote:

Cuthalion wrote:
How about a 銭形 module that pops up a window with the "Tip of the Day"?


As long as each tip runs through a subroutine to check it for suitable levels of pretentiousness and exaggerated sense of self importance.


Posted on: 2007/10/5 0:42
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