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The Rise and Fall of Shawn - the Kutaki Porn King
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There was a young webmaster named Shawn
Who would tolerate neither profanity nor porn
Till he had his first look
At a dirty comic book
And Kutaki-triple-x-hardcore was born

Though the Bujinkan crowd was a hoot
Twas more money in showing people root
So Budoka bickering
Was replaced by lesbian lickering
And Shawn did start raking in the big loot.

There had become much more than a hint
That Shawn was now the new Larry Flint
With his diamond studded cane
Golden tooth, mink coat and cocaine
There seemed little chance that he would repint

But the police had become quite suspicious
That Kutaki was far far too lubricious
So the vice squad they did send
To put kutaki to it's end
And treat Shawn in a manner quite vicious

It was when the police did finally arrive
Shawn shouted "You won't take me alive !!"
from Tenshinyama he did jump
Hitting the ground like a tofu lump
His body lying broken, he did not survive

So all you fine fellows who of may complain that kutaki
Can tend to conversation that is pointless and crappy
It could be much worse
Shawn could be away in a hearse
Only E-baka being left for Bujin-keyboard tippity-tappity.

Posted on: 2004/12/30 22:47
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Re: The Rise and Fall of Shawn - the Kutaki Porn King
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hahaha very nice! But where were his ukemi skills in the fall??

Posted on: 2004/12/31 4:38
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ROFL!

Thanks - that gave me a great chuckle this morning!

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hahaha very nice! But where were his ukemi skills in the fall??


My driver parked the %&$%!$#!$# limo in the wrong place again!! So much for a clean getaway...



Shawn

Posted on: 2004/12/31 8:49
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